not a nintendo switch.

10 headlines for an ad campaign advising AGAINST the purchase of a Nintendo Switch:

1. Now including sore eyes and screen headaches.

2. You can kiss your bedtime goodbye with the new Nintendo Switch (Now available in the Animal Crossing: New Horizons edition)!

3. Get online, get addicted.

4. Super Smash Bros is intended for virtual violence only - not meant to encourage any real-life fights with your spouse. Please play responsibly.

5. Not included: Aspirin and a bed time.

6. Play it at home or take it on the go and play it the whole car ride to your camp site.

7. No human interaction required!

8. Power up your console and watch your brain cells —

9. Unlock levels of rage that you’ve never seen before!

10. Don’t forget your eye drops when you’re done.

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